:D

reuters:

Andrew Kaczynski at BuzzFeed - A document found online by BuzzFeed appears to be John McCain’s entire, 200-page opposition research file — or “book” — on Mitt Romney from 2008, the year they were bitter rivals. Segments of the book have been posted on RedState.com, but this the first time the document has been shared for public consumption in its entirety.

reuters:

A new poll in which the satirical talk-show host is theoretically pitted against the actual Republican presidential candidates finds Colbert ahead of Jon Huntsman in South Carolina.

No words, just jizz. And a whole lot of it.

I want to bake everything ever. It’s my stress reliever and how I bond with my mama. Trying new things and having people enjoy what I make is the best feeling ever.

I love sausage. In every form and flavor. It’s my favorite food. And if I could ask one thing, it would be for no one to take this sexually in any way. I just…love encased meat.